Tuesday, August 10, 2010

A Series of Haiku's for my Children

The bathroom should be
A holy and sacred place

I like to shower
And shave my legs by myself
Alone, without you.

Unless there is blood
Or dismemberment or pain
Let me poop alone.

I would like to wipe
My bottom without those eyes
Staring at my butt.

When I am naked
You need leave my bedroom
And hope you forget.

Although I love you
And would give my life for you
Seriously. Leave. Now.


Momma Fargo said...

This was the funniest thing ever. And my sentiments exactly. I love you! Cracking me up!

Sister Copinherhair said...

This cracked me up! Seriously, there is no privacy when you become a mother. The other way around applies as well. My mother doesn't think twice before walking in on me getting dressed. I don't want to see her in the nude. Why would she want to see me?

Yellow said...

LOL OMG I love it! and hubby wonders why I shower after the kids are in bed, and still as fast as I can!

Momma K9 said...

Great! Way to make me feel like I have a bright future! :)

CM said...

Hehehe, so true!!! Too funny and very creative!

twyla said...

Epic! I have told my kids more than once that bathrooming is not a group activity. So glad to hear I am not alone.